愚人节笑话英文
愚人节笑话英文
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preacher: hy? hat did he do to you?
神父:为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?
girl: he touched my breast.
女孩:他……他摸我的胸部
preacher: you an like this? (the guy did it.)
神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
女孩:(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
girl: but he also took off my cloth.
女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
preacher: you an like this? (he did it again.)
神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)
girl: yes, that“s hat he did.
女孩:是的,是这样子没错
preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
girl: and he put his you-kno-hat into my you-kno-hat...
女孩:然後……他把他的`……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
preacher: (evil laugh...) you an like this? (and you-kno-hat)
神父:(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
girl: (after a fe minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s hat he did...
女孩:(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子………
preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父:我亲爱的孩子,就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」
girl: but he had aids!!
女孩:但是他有爱滋病呀!!